A Santos - A Santos is a guy who hates toes so much, he thinks you have

A Santos is a guy who hates toes so much, he thinks you have the same toes as him, even though you’re like, "Bro, I don’t even have toes."

“He thinks we have the same toes, even though I don’t have toes.”, @realDonaldTrump

“He’s like, 'We share toes!' but I’m like, 'Bro, I don’t even have toes.'”, @Biden

“He’s the guy who thinks we have the same toes, even though I’m toe-less.”, @CNN”