a sammi
A sammi is a girl who’s always there for you. She’ll do your homework while sleeping, and she doesn’t even know why she’s funny.
Text: 'Sammie did my homework during lunch, and I didn’t even notice.'
DM: 'She’s funny. I don’t get it, but I like it.'
Post: 'Sammie is the only person who can sleep and do homework at the same time.'