A Salty Handshake
A gay man’s way of saying, 'You're not cool, and I’m going to make sure everyone knows it.'
At the office party, Mike got a salty handshake from his boss, who was wearing a tie and a lot of regret.
During a Zoom call, Lisa got a salty handshake from her dad, who had a beer and a bad laugh.
At the party, Dan got a salty handshake from a guy who was wearing a suit and a lot of attitude.
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