A Salisbury
Salisbury is a village near Moncton full of skanks, tuff guys, and gingers. They drive old cars. They act like gangsters. They blazin’. And they’re all obsessed with being cool.
Text: ‘Salisbury is just a bunch of skanks and gingers. What’s the point?’
Tweet: ‘Tuff guys in Salisbury are the worst. They think they’re tough.’
DM: ‘Why do you drive a 2001 Toyota? That’s not cool.’