A Saige Mercer (Abscess)...
A Saige Mercer (Abscess) is a human who can't live without a pus-filled boil on their butt.
I saw him walking down the street with a boil the size of a football. He was proud.
She texted me, 'My abscess is so big, I can't wear pants anymore.'
He posted a selfie with a boil on his face and said, 'This is my daily routine.'