A Safety - The backup plan for when you're too cheap to buy a real cond

The backup plan for when you're too cheap to buy a real condom, but you still want to avoid getting pregnant or getting an STD

'I've got three of these in my wallet. One for every day of the week.', @CheapDad123

'I used my Safety on a Monday. Now I’m paying for it all week.', @CondomConnoisseur

'My Safety is just a piece of plastic. It’s not even a real condom.', @NotACondom