A Ryer
A Ryer is a human who’s obsessed with butt pain and spends all day talking about it like it’s the most important thing in the world.
He said, 'I can’t go to school today. My butt is on fire from the abscess.'
He texted me, 'My anal abscess is getting worse. I’m going to die.'
He yelled at the doctor, 'I’m not just a human. I’m a Ryer, and I need more medicine.'