a "Ryan Leaf"
A Ryan Leaf is a brand of toilet paper that’s so bad it makes you want to throw it in the trash and then throw yourself in the toilet.
My toilet paper is a Ryan Leaf. I used it once, and I felt like I had been tortured.
This toilet paper is a Ryan Leaf. It’s so bad that I had to go to the doctor.
My sister’s toilet paper is a Ryan Leaf. She used it, and now she’s stuck in the bathroom forever.