a rutledge
When you slam your junk into a woman’s crotch like a bull in a china shop. You're trying to impress her, but you're just being a total idiot.
'I thrust so hard, I think I broke my junk.'
At the club: 'I slammed my junk into her like a bull.' (He was still hard.)
Text: 'I thrust like a crazy man. I'm proud of myself.'