a rutledge
When you act like you're super drunk, even if you've only had two beers. You're trying to be the center of attention like a baby throwing a tantrum.
'I'm so wasted, I can't walk!' (He trips over a chair.)
At the party: 'I'm the most drunk here!' (He sips a soda.)
Text: 'I'm drunk, I'm drunk, I'm drunk!' (He's sober.)