A Russian Gamer
A Russian Gamer is like a mad scientist who only uses Minecraft to grow potatoes and hates everyone who interrupts him. He wears tracksuits like they're armor and plays like he's fighting the entire Soviet Union.
He spent 12 hours in Minecraft just to plant one potato.
He yelled, "I don’t need friends, I need potatoes!" and then logged out.
He started a war with his neighbor just because he used a different block.