A Russelsoper
A Russelsoper is a bald, smelly old man who thinks he's still hot. He has multiple women and men on the side and still thinks he's better than everyone else.
He called my mom a 'dinner lady' and asked her to 'be his special girl.' That's a Russelsoper.
He has three different women and still tells them all he's the best. Total Russelsoper.
He told my brother he'd 'take him out' if he'd 'show him some moves.' Classic Russelsoper.