A Ruby
A Ruby is the most beautiful, brainy, and bony mess you’ll ever meet. She takes compliments like they’re insults and gives them like they’re confetti. She’s smart, funny, and will make you feel like the luckiest person in the world.
Ruby: 'You think you’re smart? I could beat you in a spelling bee and still have time to cuss you out.'
Ruby: 'I’m not pretty. I’m just the most beautiful person here.'
Ruby: 'I’ll laugh at your failures, but I’ll cry at your successes.'