a ross thomas tale
A story so fake it could make a liar blush. It might have some truth, but it’s mostly just made up nonsense.
My cousin said she dated a vampire. I believed her. I also believed he had a job at the library.
My neighbor said he once talked to a ghost. I believed him. I also believed the ghost had a coffee addiction.
My mom said she once won a bet with a witch. I believed her. I also believed the witch had a pet chicken.