a rookie
A rookie is when you play hide and seek at night with flashlights. It's the worst game ever, but it's also the only thing that makes life in the sticks bearable.
We played rookie at night. It was like being blind and trying to find a ghost.
My rookie group hid in the woods. They were worse than a bunch of lost cows.
Rookie was the only thing that kept us from going insane in the middle of nowhere.