A Reverse Erection - You get a hard-on and then drop a dumbbell on your junk so h

You get a hard-on and then drop a dumbbell on your junk so hard it turns into a soft, squishy noodle. It’s like your cock got hit by a pancake.

I was doing deadlifts and my cock got squashed by a 45-pound plate. It was a tragedy.

I got a boner at the gym and then dropped a weight on it. Now it’s a wimp.

I tried to flex and my cock got crushed by my own stupidity.