A Reported Trauma: The First Infantile Release
A human who thinks their butt is a canvas and they're the only artist who can paint it.
I painted my butt with glitter. Now I look like a glittery butt on a Sunday morning.
My friend drew a dragon on their butt. Now the dragon comes to life every time they sit down.
I painted my butt so hard my mom thought I had a new tattoo. It was just glitter. And a dragon.