A Remy Few
A Remy Few is when someone says they'll be quick, but it takes them forever and they still don't do it right.
He said he'd be ready in ten minutes. Now it's been twenty minutes and he still isn't ready.
She said she'd be done in five minutes. Now it's been fifteen minutes and she still isn't done.
I said I'd be back in twenty minutes. Now it's been thirty minutes and I still haven't come back.