A Remy Few
A Remy Few is when someone says they'll be quick, but they're slower than a snail with a broken shell and a sore foot.
He said he'd grab coffee. Now it's 45 minutes later and he still hasn't come back.
She said she'd be here in ten minutes. Now it's 20 minutes later and she's still not here.
I said I'd be ready in five minutes. Now it's 25 minutes later and I'm still not ready.