A Remy Few
A Remy Few is when someone takes forever to do something simple and then acts like it's no big deal.
He said he'd clean his room in ten minutes. Now it's been an hour and he's still picking up socks.
She said she'd reply to my text in five minutes. Now it's been ten minutes and she's still not replied.
I said I'd be done with my homework in thirty minutes. Now it's been an hour and I still haven't finished.