A Reference
REFER is just a fancy way of saying ‘fridge’ because no one can spell or say ‘refrigerator’ without tripping over their own tongue.
‘I’m gonna get a REFER’ said the guy who spilled his soda on the floor.
She said ‘I put my lunch in the REFER’ and then dropped it on the floor.
He yelled ‘I need more ice from the REFER’ and then forgot what he was talking about.