A Red Steve
The Red Steve is the old guy in the feeney building who drinks too much and is always found in the waterin holes with his beak wet.
He was seen at the waterin hole with a beer in one hand and a cigarette in the other, yelling about his youth.
He showed up to work with a hangover and a wet beak, making everyone else feel bad.
He was spotted in the waterin hole at 3 a. m. with a full bottle of whiskey and a look of pure shame.