A Red Monkey
A butt so sore it thinks it’s been through a war; it could be from anything, chafing, diarrhea, buffalo wings, or the devil’s evil little brother.
My butt felt like it had been beaten by a band of angry raccoons.
After that meal, I thought my butt was going to start a revolution.
It was so sore, I thought I had 1000 little monkeys inside me.