A Real Gentleman
A man who thinks he's the most important person in the world, even though he's just a bad manager with a bad haircut.
He said, 'I'm a real gentleman, I even take a dump while on a Zoom call.'
He told his team, 'I'm a real gentleman, I only fart in the most important meetings.'
He wrote a review saying, 'I'm a real gentleman, I never hire women because they might get pregnant.'