A Real Gentleman
A guy who acts like he's the most important person in the room, even when he's just fumbling around in the bathroom.
He said, 'I'm a real gentleman, I take a dump while on a Zoom call.'
He posted on Twitter, 'I'm a real gentleman, I give myself a sponge bath in the middle of the day.'
He told his boss, 'I'm a real gentleman, I never admit I'm wrong.'