A Real Eater
A Real Eater is a dude named Ho’el or Jo’el who eats so much it looks like he’s trying to swallow the entire world.
I saw Ho’el eat six pizzas in one go. He looked like a human vacuum.
Jo’el eats so fast, he could eat a donut before the donut even realized it was in danger.
Ho’el once ate a whole cake in the middle of a math test. He got a zero, but it was worth it.
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