A Real Catch - when you find someone who’s got a brain, a sense of humor, a

when you find someone who’s got a brain, a sense of humor, a body that makes you drool, and won’t cheat on you or leave you hanging.

I married a real catch. She’s smart, funny, and doesn’t throw tantrums when I forget to do the dishes.

My cousin dated a real catch. He got her a diamond ring and still remembers her birthday.

I’m a real catch. I got a 99 average, I can make you laugh, and I never eat my ex’s leftovers.