A Rachel BRB - A Rachel BRB is when you say you’ll be back in a second, but

A Rachel BRB is when you say you’ll be back in a second, but you’re really going to take a nap, eat a whole pizza, and text your mom.

BRB, then I fell asleep and woke up 3 hours later. Who’s a Rachel? I am.

BRB, I ate a whole pizza, and now I’m texting my mom. Classic.

BRB, then I took a nap and forgot about the conversation. Rachel BRB, baby.