A puke in the hand is worth two in the bush
You’d rather watch someone vomit in their hands like they’re doing a dance than have them hide and puke like a f***ing ninja.
At the concert, my friend puked in his hand and got a shoutout from the band.
During the road trip, Tom puked in his hand and made the whole bus laugh.
At the restaurant, the guy puked in his hand and got a free dessert.