A puke in the hand is worth two in the bush
It’s way more epic to vomit in your hand like it’s a movie scene than to sneak off and puke behind a bush like you’re f***ing shy.
At the beach, my friend puked in his hand and got a free towel.
During the party, Lena puked in her hand and got a standing ovation.
At the restaurant, Tom puked in his hand and got a free dessert.