A pug
A pug is a smushed-faced dog that looks like it got hit by a muffin. It’s Chinese, it’s smart, it’s good at escaping from heathen kids, and it’s the worst driver ever.
My pug is Chinese, and it thinks it's a ninja. It can escape from anywhere. Even my mom’s closet.
This pug has the brain of a math genius but the driving skills of a drunk flamingo.
I let my pug drive. It nearly crashed into a tree. And a pizza.