a pound of tongue
When someone licks you so hard, it feels like you're getting a facial from a monster who hasn’t brushed his teeth in a month
My friend got a pound of tongue from his girlfriend after he called her a ‘boring blob’ in front of her friends.
I got a pound of tongue from my teacher because I talked during her lesson.
My dog got a pound of tongue from the mailman because he took a cookie from the cookie jar.