A Pouderd Prune
An old woman who slaps on so much face powder she looks like a prune that got dipped in glitter and screamed at a mirror.
She looked like a prune that had been through a war and a beauty pageant.
She tried to look young and now she looks like a raccoon with a face full of glitter.
She wore so much makeup, her face looked like a crime scene with glitter.