a potato cabbage
A potato cabbage is a dude who is obsessed with a panda that farms. If he screws the panda, he becomes a sausage hustler. People feed pandas just to get in the potato cabbage’s pants.
i brought 50 potatoes to the panda just to impress this cabbage
the potato cabbage is my new hero
i got a free banana from the panda because i’m a potato cabbage