A pot calling a cattle black
When someone tries to make you look bad but they’re the real disaster. It’s like when your mom yells at you for spilling juice but she’s the one who dropped a whole plate of spaghetti on the floor.
My teacher said I was a bad student but she forgot her own homework.
My friend said I was messy but he eats with his hands like a wild animal.
My dad said I was lazy but he sleeps till noon and eats cereal for dinner.