A Poptart - The only thing that kept me from failing college and getting

The only thing that kept me from failing college and getting a job at McDonald's.

I ate a Poptart every day in college. I passed all my classes and got a 3.7 GPA.

My roommate said I was a Poptart. I said, 'I’m a 3.7 GPA Poptart.'

I got a scholarship because of Poptarts. That’s how good they are.