A Poptart - The best damn thing you will ever taste. It’s like a god gav

The best damn thing you will ever taste. It’s like a god gave you a snack and said 'you’re welcome.'

I ate a Poptart and I felt like a god. My mom said I was full of hot air.

I said Poptart is the best. My friend said, 'You’re right, but I still like pizza.'

I had a Poptart and I said, 'This is the best thing since sliced bread.'