A Playing Card - A Playing Card is when you’re old and you say you want to go

A Playing Card is when you’re old and you say you want to go have sex, but it’s like you’re trying to convince a kid to go to the mall with you.

@grandpa: I’m going to have sex. I’m a Playing Card.

Maggie: I’m going to have sex. I’m a Playing Card.

Tim: I’m going to have sex. I’m a Playing Card.