a playa
a guy who thinks he’s a duck, but he’s really just a man who got castrated and never grew up
My dad is a playa. He told me he was a duck and now he sits in the bathtub all day.
My neighbor is a playa. He wears a hat and thinks he’s a duck from the zoo.
My uncle is a playa. He told me he was a duck and he can’t even swim.