a piss in the Mississippi - so little it’s like throwing a fart in a hurricane and still

so little it’s like throwing a fart in a hurricane and still getting called out for it.

He spent $2 on a coffee that cost $8. That’s a piss in the Mississippi.

She texted one letter instead of a full message. It was a piss in the Mississippi.

He took one step in a marathon. That was a piss in the Mississippi.