a pip kid
A human who can't tell the difference between a joke and a punch to the face. They’re like a broken toaster, just sad and full of burnt bread.
She said the president was 'a fake king' and then cried when I told her he wasn’t a real king.
He tried to flirt with the teacher and said, 'You look like a happy sandwich.'
At lunch, he told the principal he was 'a wizard who ate the sun.'