a piece of uber-plad - a piece of clothing so over-the-top it makes a clown look no

a piece of clothing so over-the-top it makes a clown look normal. only the most ridiculous pimps and people who think they're famous wear it.

my mom's friend wore a piece of uber-plad to the park. people ran away from her.

i tried to wear a piece of uber-plad to school. the teacher sent me to the principal's office.

my brother wore a piece of uber-plad to his job interview. he got fired.