A Picton - When you’ve had so much alcohol you can’t tell up from down

When you’ve had so much alcohol you can’t tell up from down and your brain is doing the twist.

I woke up after a night of drinking and my brain was doing the twist in my head.

My friend got so drunk he tried to dance with a wall and it didn’t like it.

I drank so much I thought my feet were going to start walking on their own.