A Picky Baxter
A picky Baxter is someone who’s picky enough to make a picky problem into a picky war.
You’re not picky, you’re a picky Baxter who’s also a picky warrior.
That’s not just picky, that’s a picky Baxter who’s ready to fight about your picky problems.
You think you’re picky, but you’re a picky Baxter who’s also picky about your picky problems.