A Picky Baxter
A picky Baxter is someone who has a picky problem with everything and acts like you’re the one who’s messed up.
You’re not picky, you’re a picky Baxter who also likes to argue about the best pizza toppings.
That’s not a picky Baxter, that’s a picky Baxter who just got a new picky problem.
You think you’re picky, but you’re a picky Baxter who’s just starting.