A Pi-Free Math Book
A math book without π is like a pizza with no cheese, it’s still a pizza, but it’s just not worth the trouble. People swear at π like it stole their lunch money.
I screamed at my math book: 'No π! No π!'
My mom called me and said, 'I think π is haunting you.'
I drew a mustache on π and got sent to the principal's office.