a petyus
a petyus is a sad alien that’s always confused and eats garbage memes. it has a bad job, no money, and dreams of cool cars it can’t buy. it lives in a gypsy-filled mess and people think it’s nice, but it’s actually a nightmare.
Text: 'My petyus brother just said he’s going to marry a toaster. I’m scared.'
Tweet: 'My petyus neighbor tried to buy a car with a chicken. It failed.'
DM: 'Why do you have 3 different names? I’m confused.'