A Pepe La Puke
The dirtiest, most selfish creature ever. He eats your life and your stuff, then leaves you with his stinky kids to ruin your day.
He took my lunch money and left a stinky fart in my backpack.
He borrowed my car and never returned it. He’s a total mooch.
He took my job and left me with his smelly kid. That’s not even cool.