A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope
A penguin who burns his fish and slides on ice like it's a punishment from the gods
He slid down the slope and said, 'The gods are punishing me for burning my fish.'
He cooked the fish on the slope and said, 'This is my punishment.'
He tried to waddle up the slope and fell in the ocean. The gods are watching.