A Peezy-sliner - So little it's practically a joke. Like getting a single hai

So little it's practically a joke. Like getting a single hair from a bald man.

He gave me one hair and called it a gift. That's a peezy-sliner of generosity.

I ate the whole cake and got one crumb back. That's a peezy-sliner of revenge.

I did everything and got one thank you. That's a peezy-sliner of appreciation.